Funny Facts

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Helena doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking.
=> Jetzt weisst du es, Julie...^^

Larissa died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.

Ó____ò
Fucking Grim Reaper xDDD

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People created the automobile to escape from Raika...Not to be outdone, Raika created the automobile accident.

Arme Raika xD

182,000 Americans die from Briony-related accidents every year.

WTF? XD

What many people dont know is Briony Archibale is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape her wrath.

Da habt ihr alles! Muhahah!

Juliet once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of her "Filet of Child" sandwich.

Das passt doch, ich schrei Dinge immer an, wenn sie nich gehen und Helli?...jetzt siehst du was bei mir mit Kindern passiert...^^

Janelle has 3 knees on each leg.

o__________________O

Loool...okay...Janii toppt jeden...^^

A man once taunted Ruby with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Ruby proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

hu vielfraßXD

Ruby got a perfect score on her SAT's, simply by writing Ruby for every answer
werd ich auchmal versuchenXD

Janelle does not know where you live, but she knows where you will die.

...
o.o

Jade doesn't chew gum. Jade chews tin foil.

Pfui! xD

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Svea for help.

xD

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Larry"


*muhahahahahahahahahahaha* XDDD

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Svea, when she took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

xD

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Juliet will beat his ass and take it.

Looool...ich mag keinen Fisch...merkt man wohl...^^

I ♥ Ronaldinho, Mittelfeld, Brasilien

PS: Wiki geht gerade nich und ich hab Probleme das sonst rauszufinden, da ich keine Menschenseele kenne, außer dein Beispiel.^^

In a tagteam match, Helena was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. She pinned all 3 at the same time.
Yay... Und Anna haette doch keine Chance gegen mich...^^

The last digit of pi is Helena. She is the end of all things.
Wow. Wusste ich gar nicht... Ich bin also doch unsterblich...

Jesus can walk on water, but Juliet can walk on Jesus.

Na toll...

Helena does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
xDD Naja, als "perfekt liegend" wuerde ich diesen Heuhaufen nicht bezeichnen...

Helena doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
Andere behaupten auch, ich lese die Woerter aus den Buechern und lasse nur weisse Seiten zurueck...


Never look a gift Helena in the mouth, because she will bite your damn eyes off.
Oh ja, das ist ein wahrhaftig weiser Rat...

Lena doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

Das hat Signaturpotential

Juliet once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Steh ich jetzt im Buch der Rekorde?

Lena doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Angel can speak braille.

Angel starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. She injects it directly into her neck with a syringe.


Wusste gar nicht das Angel so was kann..^^

Juliet sleeps with a night light. Not because Juliet is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Juliet.

Na bitte, da haben wir doch mal eine Erklärung, wieso Jules das tut...^^

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Helena. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Helena.
Jaja, die armen kleinen Ninjas.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Helena would ever fight herself, she'd win. Period.
Yay, Physik war noch nie meine starke wie man merkt...

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Coralie. This amuses Coralie because she is bulletproof.

Wie beunruhigend ;D

Juliet doesn't stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Wie toll...^^

Ghosts are actually caused by Raika killing people faster than Death can process them.
xDDD

Raika's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
O.o

Raika died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.
Wie ich!!! Q.Q

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Raika.
O.o okeee

Raika brushes her teeth with barbed wire.
O__O okee xD

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Larry's basement".
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Danke Amerika =D

Larry was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. She completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
;__; xD

Larry counted to infinity - twice.
Man bin ich gut =D

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Larry can throw Brett Favre even further.
muhahaha.

Juliet always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Interessant, ich weiß zwar nicht mal, ob das ne Stadt, oder ne Person ist, aber jaaah...^^

Helena Mairie is so bad she makes viruses sick. As such, Helena Mairie is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *grins*

Helena Mairie can't finish a "color by numbers" because her markers are filled with the blood of her victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Hm joah... Okay...

Juliet CAN believe it's not butter.

Naja, toll...nich?

When Coco is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Sophie, 3. Cancer

wie genial^^

When God said, "Let there be light", Sandra said, "say please."

When Sandra is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Sandra.

*harhar*