Funny Facts

Juliet starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. She injects it directly into her neck with a syringe.

Na toll...das ist ja mal wirklich interessant...^^ rofl

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It is scientifically impossible for Sam to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

That's not Sam doing push-ups -- that's Sam moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Haha. grins

Juliet did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Hmm, ich wusste es schon immer, Jules ist ein sehr begabter Mensch.^^

The only time Matthew was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

zunge

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If you spell Jade in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Ich bin halt berühmt. grins

Juliet invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Boah, das macht Julie aber traurig. heul

Catherine does not sleep. She waits.

*harr* razz

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound ... yes, these are some of Juliet's warm-up exercises.

Woow, also entweder, Julie hat ein Trauma und ist deswegen so unsportlich, sie lügt ihr ganzes Leben lang, um nicht am Sportunterricht teilnehmen zu können und zu schwänzen, oder, sie kann sich bei Nacht, in Superwoman verwandeln. grins

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 24 Nov 2010 - 15:15

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Thomas. Not to be outdone, Thomas invented the car accident.

Gast

If you can see Raika, she can see you. If you can't see Raika you may be only seconds away from death. :O

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Do 25 Nov 2010 - 11:56

Do you wanna play a little Game? *raika angst einjag*

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Fr 26 Nov 2010 - 0:05

Guns don't kill people. Juliet kills People.

Wie sagt man so schön?, stille Wasser sind tief. grins

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 5 Jan 2011 - 13:40

Emrys Beaufort actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
Hmmm, schön wärs...

Emrys Beaufort doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Muhaha... und so was ist Heilkundelehrer...^^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 5 Jan 2011 - 17:44

Helli, du wirst mir unheimlich und jetzt sag nicht, dass du VERGESSEN hast, dich daran zu erinnern, dass du Emrys löchen wolltest. Also bitte Hellilein, sag mir jetzt einfach, ob ich Emrys und Claire löschen soll, nur Emrys, nur Claire, oder vielleicht auch keinen. suspect

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Juliet a giant meteor.

Lool, anscheinend hatte Julielein, mal was gegen Dinos.^^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mo 10 Jan 2011 - 20:05

When Caramela Greenwald wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.

O_O

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Di 11 Jan 2011 - 1:22

Juliet can slam a revolving door.

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Di 11 Jan 2011 - 1:42

Crop circles are Maira's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Di 11 Jan 2011 - 2:00

Juliet doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs.

Intelligent, intelligent, der Chara kann nur von mir sein, wenn er in Sachen Geld, soo schlau ist.^^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Di 11 Jan 2011 - 20:29

Maira once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Mon dieu, c'est bizarre...

Maira invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Schon eher^-^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Do 13 Jan 2011 - 18:15

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Juliet created God by snapping her fingers.

Haha, bald wird die ganze Welt rosa sein und Zuckerherzchen werden durch die Luft schweben, Gott schuldet Jules ja noch was.^^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 1:16

Nola Correl doesn�t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.

Hihi, meine Nono

Nola Correl has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Und das bezeugt das Nonozentrische Weltbild

Und da aller guten Dinge drei sind:
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Nola Correl can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants.

Genau so

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 1:20

Juliet once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

Hmm, ich sags ja, jeder tut das was Julielein will, sie ist seeehr vertrauenswürdig, selbst der Grizzly.^^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 1:24

Nola Correl doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

James Cameron wanted Nola Correl to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

One time, at band camp, Nola Correl ate a percussionist.

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 1:29

Juliet uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 1:30

Nola Correl trick-or-treated as herself as a child.

Ich glaub laut Solea kann sie das sogar

If you spell Nola Correl in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Nola Correl doesn't daydream. She is too busy giving other people nightmares.

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 3:53

Juliet was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Da sieht mans mal wieder...Julies zuuu ausgeprägter Gerechtigkeitssinn.^^

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 12:36

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Belle a giant meteor.

When you play Monopoly with Belle, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

If you spell Belle in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Thema: Re: Funny Facts Mi 23 Feb 2011 - 18:58

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Juliet likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Amy in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

o.O Aggresiv?!

Amy Borton played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Bööööse Amy!

Amy Johanna Borton did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Was Julie kann, kann amy schon lange razz

Juliet has to register every part of her body as a separate lethal weapon. Her spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

Nimm mir nicht mein Rom weg, sonst gehts dir an den Kragen. razz